It is what it is! =)

Friday, December 31, 2010

problem wif girls :)

If you kiss her,you are not a gentleman,
If you don't , you are not a man.

If you praise her,she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for noting.

If you visit her often ,she thinks it's boring,
If you don't she accuses you of double-crossing.

If you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous,she says it's bad,
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her.

If you attempt a romance , she say you don;t respect her,
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says that"s a girls's way.

If you kiss her once in a while,she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often , she claims you are taking advantages.

If you fail to help her crossing the street,you lack of ethics,
If you do, she think's just one of men's tactics of seduction.

If you stare at another woman, she accuse you of flirting,
If she is stared by men , she says they are just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen ,she wants you to talk.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

There are 20 types of facebookers

1. over photo editors

2. extremely frequent status updaters

3. page likers

4. attention seekers

5. wall posters

6. Farmvillers

7. cars for profile picturers

8. depressing status updaters

9. spammers

10. swearers

11. constant status likers

12. stalkers

13. fake relationship statusers

14. inboxers

15. chatters

16. pokers

17. guys who take photos in mirrors

18. people who cant spell

19. song lyrics for status makers

20. overreactors

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

LOL!

Snow White lived alone with seven men. Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother and went out. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.

These are the stories our elders raised us with & then they complain our generation is messed up? lol