problem wif girls :)

If you kiss her,you are not a gentleman,
If you don't , you are not a man.

If you praise her,she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for noting.

If you visit her often ,she thinks it's boring,
If you don't she accuses you of double-crossing.

If you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous,she says it's bad,
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her.

If you attempt a romance , she say you don;t respect her,
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says that"s a girls's way.

If you kiss her once in a while,she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often , she claims you are taking advantages.

If you fail to help her crossing the street,you lack of ethics,
If you do, she think's just one of men's tactics of seduction.

If you stare at another woman, she accuse you of flirting,
If she is stared by men , she says they are just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen ,she wants you to talk.